1: "Very Special Agent Tony DiNozzo, reporting for duty."

2: "Probie, settle the bet: Jen's Middle Name?"

3: "What is this? Day of the Dead meets Sergeant Pepper?"

4: "I have a pretty good memory for useless stuff."

5: "Proof God has a sense of humor."

6: "Very special, huh? That's military for ‘cute.’"

7: "You think I hate you, but I don’t. I really don’t."

8: "I'm standing right here, probie!"

9: "I can kill you with my brain."

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